Saddam Captured!!!
Something was telling me to check the news this morning as I got ready for church, but I really didn’t have time. So when I get to Sunday School what do I hear? That the murderous, worthless, scumbag former dictator Saddam Hussein is now in the capable hands of the Fourth Infantry. O YEA, BABY! My first question to those who had already seen the news: was he alive? I must admit that my first thought upon hearing that he was taken alive was ‘Too bad.’ But after thinking about it some more, he will be much more useful alive. Now they just need to get Col. West to interrogate him to find out where the goods are…
After thinking some more about this, I have come to the conclusion that unless President Bush does something in the next 10 months to really screw things up (read: caught in bed with a 10 year old boy), he’s just nailed the election. This is the worst possible news for the Democrats for 2004; Saddam’s capture is yet another feather in the cap of our President, and people will remember this come November. The Dems, who have been screeching ‘Where’s Saddam? Bush has failed unless he can capture Saddam,’ have just lost yet another argument against Bush. This is right on the heals of great economic news and the DOW closing over 10,000 for the first time in 18 months. Of course those ass-hat Democrats will find other things to complain about, but this is a glorious day and they can’t steal that.
