The “Anyone But Bush” Crowd
After lots of careful thought and consideration I’ve come to a conclusion, which is:
Those of you in the “Anyone But Bush” crowd should not be allowed to vote in November.
The reason for this is quite clear: you are not voting based on logic, rational thought or concern over the issues. You are voting based on nothing more than your abject, unreasonable hatred for George W. Bush.
Some of you are still carrying a torch for AlGore, the man you believe (incorrectly) had the election “stolen” from him and that thousands of Democrat voters in Florida didn’t have their votes counted. To which I say: Get over it, you bunch of retarded gits. The truth is that the only people whose votes weren’t counted were overseas military voters (thanks to AlGore’s campaign henchmen) and Republicans in the panhandle (thanks to the networks calling Florida for AlGore before the polls in the panhandle had closed). Bush won the original count. Bush won the official recounts, and he’s won every single recount conducted by the supposedly objective newspapers in this country who were desperate to show that AlGore “really” won the election.
Get over it. He won. You lost. And he’s going to win again in November.
