I just found the Obama Inauguration Speech Generator through a link on Friendfeed. Basically it’s like Madlibs; you fill in adjectives, nouns, verbs, etc, and then those words get plugged into the story. Hilarity ensues. Or not. Mine turned out pretty good, I think.
Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a hopeful day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “change”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually affect.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces torpid and flacid challenges like never before. Our economy is blatant. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for sheep. Our healthcare system is flagrant. If your finger is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a petshop Hummer. But pillaging together we can right this ship, and set a course for Alabama.
Finally, I must thank my illiterate family, my petulant campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank The Evil, Wicked Rich for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of indoctrinating the American people. Without your presidential efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Now go create your own.
My fellow Americans, today is a petty day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “ham sammiches”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually diddle.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces hot and sweatty challenges like never before. Our economy is skanky. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for pimps. Our healthcare system is messy. If your pinky toe is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a chorus boy fluffer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a kryptonite aglet. But suffocating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Fairyland.
Finally, I must thank my engorged family, my rapey campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank web-toed Canadian comedians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of masticating the American people. Without your greasy efforts, none of this would have been possible.