I just voted to kill babies, bankrupt our grandchildren, turn “the greatest healtcare system in the world” into a giant socialst death panel, outlaw the saying of “Merry Christmas,” institute Sharia Law, implement the “Gay Agenda,” and burn the Constitution while dressed as Thomas Jefferson in drag. Or something like that.
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- Dear Apple, even Microsoft could give me an estimate. It’s been like this for hours. #iTunesFail #FB http://t.co/7HcgQclZSW 1 hour ago
- Yes, David @Perduesenate, because “amnesty” and “terrorism” are the same thing. I’ll be so glad when you lose to @MichelleNunnGA 1 hour ago
- Credit to Katy Perry for singing live & not lip syncing, but maybe she should reconsider that. She’s flat and can’t hit the high notes. #FB 4 hours ago
- @jasonkratz It must have been a startup thing, because it’s much better, now. 4 hours ago
- @jasonkratz I hope not. :-( It’s working well on my 5S, so that’s good. :-) 5 hours ago