My favorite George Carlin quote of all time is this:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
I laugh like a schoolgirl whenever I think about it. And here’s a video of him doing this bit, though worded slightly differently:
This commercial cracks me up every time. This is the longer version, too.
I don’t know which country this commercial aired in, but it’s pretty good. And there’s a twist.
Didn’t see that coming, did you?
If you’re a fan of LOLCats, you’re going to love Fail Blog. Here’s one that made me laugh this morning.
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So we’re watching Project Runway (don’t ask) and the designers only have 5 minutes left. Tim Gunn walks in and says
Designers! Five Minutes! And some of you are still sewing? Question Mark!
I laughed out loud at that. And of course, the way Tim says it, with his “gay lilt,” it’s far funnier than if someone else had said it.
I don’t know for how long, but all of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog is available to watch for free on Hulu. Hulu is a legit service from NBC, so you’re not doing anything illegal by watching it. So, go watch it and then buy it from iTunes. And then buy the soundtrack when it comes out. And then buy the DVD when it comes out… :-)
I just finished watching Act III of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog and it was very powerful. The end was not what I was expecting, I can tell you that. I don’t want to spoil anything, but don’t look for the cliché; it’s not there. The writing and acting in this short were both top-notch. As I said before, I really wish it weren’t just a three-part special. I’d like to see more episodes.
They should also make the soundtrack available as a download from iTunes. There was some good music in there.