Die Spammers, DIE!!!

I want to personally thank all you worthless pieces of human filth that keep vandalizing my website with your childish “ads” for prescription drugs, pr0n and gambling. Because of this pathetic, sophomoric shits-and-giggles-fest of yours, I’ve had to take down my comment system again! Because you have nothing better to do than deface other people’s property, attempting to raise your Google page rank, I have to change MY website. I hope you worthless little shit-pigs eventually get to spend several years in some sleazy Southern county jail being the bitch for some really pissed-off biker dude named “Doris”… Even that is too good for you. Bastards.