Scrappleface: “Kerry: ‘Terror’ Groups Deserve Voice in Iraq’s Future”

I’ve said many times that if you aren’t reading Scrappleface you’re missing out on excellent satire and social commentary. Today’s edition is no exception. Here’s an excerpt:

“We use that word ‘terrorist’ to marginalize and demonize people whose way of expressing ideas is culturally different from ours,” said Mr. Kerry. “But when a man takes up the scimitar to behead an innocent civilian, or straps on the exploding vest for a walk through the marketplace, he’s just passionately stating his philosophy. Who are we to judge his methods?”

Go read the rest. Prepare to laugh. Don’t drink anything while reading it or you’ll need to clean your monitor and keyboard.