Last night David Letterman‘s Top 10 List was the “Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured”. My favorite was number 10:

Okay, Iraq didn’t win the war. It was a tie.

I almost sprayed Pepsi from my nose when I read that. It’s just like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who, after getting both arms and both legs hacked off by Arthur says to him:

All right. We’ll call it a draw.

Hilarious! And not too different from some of the absurdities that the “Information Minister” really said during the war!