The Food Industry Strikes Back

In an effort to inform and entertain people about the spate of ridiculous lawsuits being filed by lard-asses against McDonald’s and other food makers for “making people fat”, a food industry group is launching a series of ads that mock the lawsuits. This Washington Times article has the details. Here’s a funny snippet:

The parodies start with “According to the latest study,” and continue with absurd claims such as “If you eat a wheelbarrow full of cheese fries each week, the cheese fries are to blame when people call you Big Daddy Largepants.”

Come on, folks! Take responsibility for the size of your ass! I’ve taken responsibility for mine! Join Weight Watchers, go on the Atkins Diet, get in The Zone. Just do something! It’s your fault that you are fat, not the people who make the food!