The comedic geniuses over at The Onion have done a number on the new Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez film, Gigli. I actually got to this story from somewhere else and didn’t realize it was an Onion story at first. Given some of the descriptions of this film that I’ve heard by people who have seen it, the “audience reactions” in the story didn’t seem all that far-fetched. Then I figured it out. Go read it. But don’t drink anything while you are reading unless you want it on your monitor.