Two days ago the three of us were sitting around eating lunch. The topic of Thomas’ too-long hair came up and Tammy and I both agreed that he needed a haircut. The following dialog commenced:

Me: You really need a haircut.
Thomas: But dad, I don’t want a haircut.
Me: You should get your hair cut like mine! 🙂
Thomas: But daaaaaad! I don’t wanna be bald!

I’m not bald… just thinning…